Kevin B. Blackistone is an angry Negro columnist who makes a lot of money per year, enough to put him way into the top half of all earners. He lives a good life. Why is he angry?
Kevin is angry because he doesn't have a Negro name. People who read his column won't know he's a Negro. He's jealous of fellow tribesmen like Frizzell Gerald Gray. Frizzel changed his name to Kweisi Mfume. Now that's says Africa right in your face!
Another member of that tribe is Marguerite Annie Johnson. Potential readers of her doggrel didn't know right off the bat that she wasn't White. Voilà! She became Maya Angelou! Mysterious, probably Creole!
Poor old Kevin B. Blackistone. People keep mistaking him for the 15th Earl of Essex! No, no, no! He is proud black man. And he wants you to know it.