[Mozzafiato]

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you get evicted by your landlord to make way for a pedophile can move in.

[mad_as_he$$]

"You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you get evicted by your landlord" Father "to make way for a pedophile can move in."

[wildcard_redneck]

"You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you get evicted by your landlord to make way for a pedophile can move in."

Succinct, to the point, and funny as hell. Kudos.

[shadowlands1960]

... and the landlord evicting you is your own father.

[miserare]

Ooh...Zinger!