[Nextrush]

Bow down before Saint Zelensky.

[Tench_Coxe]

You know, I thought "Saint Zelensky" was a joke, then a search turned this up on Wayfair:

Saint Zelensky Ukraine President Prayer Devotional Candle

It lists as "out of stock". So the next questiin is how many of the usual suspects posting on FR spent their life savings buying up all the candles?

[Trumpisourlastchance]

I don’t bow down before cokehead comedians.