[Sirius Lee]

Some of the names on this list are labeled “favorite” in parenthesis, such as “Sour Cream Citizen,” “bleach demons,” “sugar sardines,” “dandruff demons,” “elbow crust,” “dandruff paper,” “copy and paste,” “skin stealers,” “deformed dna,” “decomposing form of humanity,” “delusional lice,” “bobble head white,” “ashy, but you can’t see it,” “untamed beasts,” “crest 3-D whitening strips” and several more.

Am I supposed to be triggered or offended by this? Funny as all fk! But then, I'm of Irish extraction so we wear this stuff as a point of pride.

[M_Continuum]

I still prefer Honkey and cracker, but 3-D whitening strips ain’t half bad 😂

[NorthMountain]

I slightly disagree with you. Most of them are simply lame, the products of subnormal intelligence.

I like “Bleach Demon”, though. I think I could have a lot of fun being a Bleach Demon.

“Yo’ betta behave, honey-chile, or da Bleach Demon gonna git ya!”

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaha!!!

“We called him the Bleach Demon. He wasn’t exactly the bogey man. He was the one you sent to KILL the fkkkin’ bogey man.”

[the OlLine Rebel]

How about the obvious, “Wite-Out”?