[PGR88]

50 CIA Analysts have told CNN that out of 120 missiles fired, Ukraine shot down 293, with remaining missiles hitting a childrens’ hospital, an orphanage and gay nightclub

[MarMema]

Hilarious. 😂😂😂

[silverleaf]

CIA analysts getting their intelligence from the Ukrainians.
Nothing critical of Ukraine would be leaked to the press

[Navy Patriot]

...with remaining missiles hitting a ... gay nightclub

A little known fact is that some Russian missiles use video target acquisition, and can only hit Ukrainians who have their pants down.

[Rocco DiPippo]

50 CIA Analysts have told CNN that out of 120 missiles fired, Ukraine shot down 293, with remaining missiles hitting a childrens’ hospital, an orphanage and gay nightclub

Stop spreading lies, Putin Puffer! The truth is that the Russians had only six cases of 7.62mm left, 14 hand grenades and a few bottles of Soviet-era vodka, all of which was used up last night when The Great Gay-Dancing Freedom Fighter Zelenskyyyy™ (he's fighting for the West's freedom!!!) singlehandedly snuck into the Kremlin and attacked and killed Putin, who was dying from AIDS, breast cancer and heartburn which he contracted after a recent sex change operation gone wrong. So Ukraine has finally won the war!

The nice man on the TV said it is a victory for all of us and that Zelenskyyy is great like George Washington and Captain Kirk!!!!