I just early voted the entire Democrat ticket this morning and now I'm going to get naked, strap myself to my couch with zip ties, tune my TV to CNN and toss the remote across the room so I can't change the channel and will look forward to the results of the election a week from Tuesday. I'm predicting that my new hero Nancy Pelosi will pick up over 100 house seats, making her the most powerful House Speaker of all time.
I'll be sitting on my couch naked and strapped in with zip ties in case Nancy wants to send somebody over to conduct a wellness check on me.
LOL, Sam! There are probably millions of former MAGA voters who have seen the light, just as you did.