LOL!
“Hon, everyone knows FedEx guys change into an aliens at night. A few of them turn into demons! I heard a real doctor say so on the Stew Peters show. Aren’t we lucky ours just turns into an alien? Isn’t the baby just the cutest?”
Yesss! That’s the idiots name! I couldn’t come up with it…..Stew Peters.
He’s a great Grifter. The one to beat, for the next con job, whatever that’ll be.
I remember when my daughters were teenagers and did something really stupid or just wanted to annoy me (I had one of those types)………
I use to say:
“I’m gonna punch that FedEx guy right in the nose.”
It’s funny because without explanation they both knew I meant, I’m not their Father, the FedEx guy is. My kids wouldn’t behave like that, or do that.
Years ago I got them and their present boyfriends 23&Me test kits.
It ruined everything.