lol- true- my honda was an oil spewer though too- id stop in and get a gallon of oil, and a quart of gas- lol
I had a Cadillac 2000 STS Northstar that burned oil more than any other car I ever owned. Cadillac claimed that the oil needed for its high output needed it and as I bought it used in 2003 to use as a high mileage, high speed turnpike cruiser I found it to be true. I did figure that it would need a ring job from carbon (even with my 90 mph turnpike abuse) and I traded it after about 2 years. I left Atlanta for KC one time and never dropped below 90. I was a comfortable road car.
I would add a quart about every 1200 miles or worse.