[j.havenfarm]

I’m with you. When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras

[Robert A Cook PE]

But “I” expect today’s national press corpse to hear horses, expect zebras, and write up unicorns. Then get trampled by rhinos.

[piasa]

Or in her case, some actor dressed as a squire banging two halves of a coconut shell together.