Well, Golly! Says here in an O. Henry book I onest read that us farm folk want to be manipulated. It’s our entertainment. Yup. One of my buck teeth just fell out. Oops. Must have been that dental cream a traveling salesman done sold me for fifty bucks. Damn. Let’s try that pea under the shells thang again. You ain’t gonna trick me this time.
I traded one of my buck teeth for a dead cat just the other day. Had to pull it out but I still got a good deal. Now what the hell is killing those chickens over by the outhouse?
Your excellent satire is much more generous than the commie-control-freaks’ estimation of our intelligence.