Around here there are only rice fields and catfish ponds.
Everyone knows what is about to happen when you drive by a catfish pond and you see a wood chipper parked next to it. It ain't pretty. Pro tip: use an overnight freezer to keep the mess down. Then disconnect the battery and back it in the pond so the catfish do all the cleaning for you.
Rice and catfish ponds, eh? I bet you live near Brinkley, or Stuttgart, Marianna, Bricky, ir Forest city. How’s the rice doing this year? Is the Thompson family still big in rice or have the diversified out of farming? Old ma Thompson drove that old black ‘55 Cadillac ‘til the day he died.