It’s hard for parody to beat reality.
How about $5,000 for a weekend for a family of 4 at the Disney Galactic Star-cruiser Hotel?
https://dorksideoftheforce.com/2021/08/10/star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-pricing-cost/
It’s actually $6K for a family of four now. And that is for only two nights. Insane.