LOL!! I'm an old lady, so that doesn't matter to me. I'm more into communicating verbally than optically with them. Now if it was hunky Ukrainian men we were talking about, well, that's a different story.
I still want a live in massage therapist but my wife won’t let me hire one.
Perfect morning would be to crawl out of bed onto a table and have them start a coffee IV before starting to work on my old back.