How about, "If these were REAL?" I never get over how men go gaga over women who have obviously fake boobs.
RE: fake....
Wish I could remember the mid 1960s actress who said this, but in the years before the first implants (silicone plastic bags only) she said even when a man was aware a woman was wearing a padded bra he was still more attracted. “It shows what dreamers all men are.” she said.