Whoopi Goldberg is less Jewish than Elizabeth Warren is an American Indian

Flopping Aces ^ | 02-05-22 | DrJohn

[defal33]

Caren Johnson her birth name 😙

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Whoopi Goldberg only has a Jewish last name. She has no Jewish genes. She was adopted by Goldberg.

Too bad her last name isn't Irish, say Cushing for example.

[Paal Gulli]

It obviously was a "title" (as opposed to a name) that she chose for comedic effect, like Yahoo Serious. She obviously fabricated all the other reasons, which became a convenient practice once the WOKEsters started caterwauling over "cultural appropriations."

But it also shows her abject ignorance of Judaic custom because in western society, surnames are patrimonial, meaning you get them from your father, and his father, and so-on. "Hereditary" Judaism, OTOH, is matrimonial, received from the mother. Israel, I should note, will grant you Right of Return if you have Jewish matrimonial lineage, but they don't give a fig about your patrimonial lineage. Having a male ancestor who is Jewish doesn't make you (hereditarily) Jewish.

So Little Miss Alopecia also ist farcockt.

[Vendome]

I’m more Jewish than Whoop-dee-doo.

Right last name, I complain about everything, love Chinese and I have been known to go to the movies on Christmas Day.

That, and I can say all the prayers in a Seder...

[jjotto]

Law of Return does apply to patrilineal descent, even if they are not Jews by traditional Jewish law. It has caused all kinds of difficulties in Israel, such as concerning marriage.

[Spok]

To be fair, she just thought her remark would pass without notice, like all the rest of the ignorant, uninformed gibberish she spews on a daily basis. Who knew someone would be paying attention?