Ashley Biden:
dear diary - saw a picture of Neil Young today. Why does he look like Gr*ndp* Joe's b*lls*c? Would you like to buy a vowel?
I have a pet theory that if you sell your immortal soul to Satan for material riches and fame, you slowly become afflicted with the most awful physical ailments before he takes your life forever. Mitchell looks like a 1920’s football that’s had all the air kicked out of it since 1952, she gots Morgollons - a flesh eating parasite from outer space and she is a housebound cat lady. Young looks like an old pear that someone left under the backseat of the station wagon all summer. He’s got diabetes and that old man’s musty smell of dried urine and patchouli oil after shave about him
Two former celebrities from the 1960’s who could not be more irrelevant in 2022. They may even be more irrelevant than Former Prince Ginger Windsor and his husband, Hollywood F lister, Meghan Markle