update your resume and look for other work
I would cut grass for a living before I subjected myself to weekly testing or the jab.
QUESTION:
Are the swabs pure or tainted?
I wouldn't go that far but where are you going to get tested in the first place on a weekly basis? The testing centers are overloaded and backed up as well and you simply cannot get a test in time. Secondly, why don't the vaccinated need to get tested? They have equal or sometimes greater viral loads than unvaccinated and spread COVID just as easily.
Just be sure to wear a mask when you mow. Could be undiscovered variants piggybacking on grass pollen.