Kitty: Why are you really here?
Dad: Well, we had a reversal of fortune.
Mom: Tell them what happened.
Dad: I bought an ostrich farm.
Mom: Tell them what else happened.
Dad: It was next to a coyote farm.
Red: Great story. See you at Christmas.
Mom: THe lost all our money.
Dad: We had to sell the house in Phoenix, which is why we’re here.
Red: An ostrich farm, Burt?
Red: Who the hell wants to eat an ostrich?
Kitty: Coyotes, apparently.
:/