That's it, just weasel your way out of this.
Just don't take a moral stand against this absurd requirement; it's the 21st century, after all.
Keep your pants on Spartacus. Tilt at windmills and lose your income. Other people work to weaken the system by exploiting every weakness they can find in it.
Have you quit your job? Or have you been lucky enough not to be faced with it?