[Celerity]

Article states that if you’re a man who liked to put his penis in a vagina.. you’re not allowed on two of the floors in that building.

But if you like to put it in a man’s anus then you are allowed.

Now if you have a penis, but tell everyone you don’t then you are allowed regardless of where your real / imaginary penis goes. Likewise if you have no penis but lie and yell everyone that you do you’re also welcome on those floors.

Finally if you are perhaps the one penis-less person who installs radiators you ate also welcome regardless of what you may want in your vagina, or whether your penis goes ... wait. I lost track.

But you see, it’s simple. Don’t ever interact with anyone ever for any reason, period.

[Kartographer]

To make it simple: Notice: Please leave all penis' at the front door when entering the building! ALL Violators will be immediately castrated!

[outofsalt]

" ... wait. I lost track."

If you have two penises don't get cocky? Maybe something about top holes and bottom holes? Good screed!)

[TalBlack]

Now if you have a penis, but tell everyone you don’t …’

That reply was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.