Nothing to see here. Move along now.
That's the way these things always start, isn't it?
Message from the Titanic: Minor collision, possible water leaks
From Hindenberg:We might be experiencing some unwanted combustion
From Chernobyl: The good news is, we have record power levels...
Nothing to see here. Move oolong
CNN just said, "Relax, everyone.. Nothing more than just a BAT FARTING in Guangdong!" /x