Texas and Florida are where the huddled masses go if they’re yearning to breath free. Oregon and Washington are where they go if they’re still insane, because they believe all that stuff about Texas being cross-burners’ paradise.
Addendum: Aside from politics, Florida is a horror. Retirees in their golden years are like cats. I worked a kosher deli, and the more I saw of them, the more I wanted to run. Instead of “meow,” it’s “Is it fresh?” “Are you sure it’s fresh?” “You aren’t just saying that, are you?” “What do you mean, you’re out of chopped liver?” “Oh, you do have a little more. Is it fresh?” After that, I made aliyah.