I like to confound them. I agree with them and add that it is only the Christian thing to do, to have armed government tax agents take wealth from the rich. Why else did Jesus tell Peter to buy a sword, if not to take from the rich by force? I congratulate them on being such religious people without even knowing it. It really messes with the minds of those who have the slightest clue. The rest of them think I agree with them.
Otherwise, trying to educate them violates one of Muhammad Ali’s Great Rules of Life: Never try to smarten up a cbump.
Muhammad Ali?? Try W. C. Fields.