This is the sign I’ve got in front of my house. Hasn’t been stolen yet. :)
For those not wanting to go to the link, it reads:
“In this house we believe that
Simplistic platitudes
Trite tautologies
And semantically overloaded aphorisms
Are poor substitues
For respectful and rational discussions
About complex issues”
Soon as the lefties get back from the library, you're toast.
Like it!
No one bothers you because they don’t understand it.