In which I type another sentence in plain English that has never been typed before (plus thoughts on infinity)

[dfwgator]

Or any Joe Biden speech.

[shockwaver]

Why doesn’t the number of unique card shuffles end in a bunch of zeros? Factorials produce permanent zeros when you multiply by 10, 20 ,,etc. and also the 2 x 5’s.

[EvilCapitalist]

My Great Grandmother had a black lab. She named it Nagger. Just substitute an i for the a, and you’ll have the real name of the dog.

[Liaison]

Did your twin say it was BS too?

[BipolarBob]

Well, why didn’t he make that clear? It’s okay then.

[monkeyshine]

Sam Adams never drank refrigerated Sam Adams.

[EvilCapitalist]

The Cleveland Browns would work in that sentence too.

[strings6459]

A million monkeys and a million computers and you get the internet.

[Reily]

Or one monkey 10 minutes and you get a Joe Biden speech !

[Liaison]

So the monkeys type the code , the hamsters power the computers, and the humans get all the blame?

[sopo]

Yes but the decision desk at Fox was able to call the state of Arizona for Biden within 10 minutes of the polls closing with the ultimate margin a week later purportedly .1% . Are you going to bet that won’t happen again?

[Liaison]

My future wife and I saw a bumper sticker, “Does this condom make me look fat?” We were glad it was in a store as we could not stop laughing and we’re rolling on the carpet for about 10 minutes. The rest of store thought we were nuts.

[SamAdams76]

A math major on Free Republic! I deliberately populated the zeros at the end with random numbers to see if anybody would notice.

The actual number is 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000

[Boiler Plate]

Ha!

How about this

The Detroit Lions have just won their tenth straight Super Bowl!

[dfwgator]

Or the Detroit Lions have defeated the Cleveland Browns to win the Super Bowl.

[Jyotishi]

I typed many sentences but auto-correct keeps changing them into “you’re wasting your time”.

[SaveFerris]

Ma’am the dogface banana patch

I don’t think that’s an exact quote so don’t quote me on that

It’s because of this arrow.....

[dfwgator]

Well Steve Martin already said it.

[Pikachu_Dad]

Ah - proof of prior knowledge and a rigged election.

[Ken H]

Google sees all, know all =>

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22the+girl+grabbed+onto+the+back+leg+of+the+black+dog+and+swung+it+about+until+it+howled+in+anger%22&oq=%22the+girl+grabbed+onto+the+back+leg+of+the+black+dog+and+swung+it+about+until+it+howled+in+anger%22&aqs=heirloom-srp..