I drove down to Win Dixie last night, but they were out of sauerkraut.
Can’t you ever be series?
#10. Re Winn Dixie was “out of sauerkraut”.
That was because, according to Blutarsky, the Germans never got that far inland when they attacked/bombed Pearl Harbor.
Talking about Pearl Harbor. Here’s an old bad joke from my “landsman”.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed anti-Semitic Japanese Kamikazi pilot in WW2? Instead of attacking Pearl Harbor, he attacked Pearl Schwartz.
Just made up a really bad joke based on history. Do you know what the last American message to Adm. Yamamoto (the Pearl Harbor planner) was before two American P-38’s shot him down in the Pacific? It was: “Hey Yo mama. Look behind you, sucker!”