Posted on 03/07/2021 8:17:03 AM PST by EyesOfTX
“They’re always after me Lucky Charms!”
Shrill negro homo
My mom’s favorite nickname for Bill Clinton was “Pepe Le Pew”. I asked her why and she said, “ Because he’s an amorous skunk.”
Wait until they discover The Bugs Bunny WWII era cartoons.
That was when they started requiring the networks to have "nice" cartoons.
‘Loving MeTV’s weekday mornings’ Toon In With Me, & Saturday’s Bugs Bunny & Friends. Last week’s 1949 The House of Tomorrow would explode their heads. I’m keeping it forever!
‘Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-suz’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And, of course, my red hot smokin’ wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox, who if you would rate her ass on 100, it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, who’s got my back no matter what...Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife’s father Chip. We hope that you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always botherin’ with it. Dear Tiny Infant Jesus...’
‘Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists...Look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me? I win the races and I get the money.....’
....Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Infant Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I’ve won and the $21.2 million dollars... LOVE THAT MONEY that I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde’s release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen.’
I will come at you like a spider monkey!
Remember the WW II cartoons of Popeye battling the Japanese?
You mean like "when our hearts were young and gay"? Or when we had a "gay old time"? Or when we sang "Don we now our gay apparel"? I want that adjective BACK!
As for this poor skunk, did not he always end up shrugging moving onto another cat? Well, actually NO, there was an episode where the she ran until she caught HIM! Well done, as he suddenly looked like the dog who caught the car ... Now What?
If the 'Sage of Baltimore', H L Mencken, were writing today, his aphorism of "Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” would likely be rewritten to "LEFTism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”! Of course he also wrote the following and for a man that has been dead for 65 years (1880-1966), it is scarily accurate;
"It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men."!
Have the busybodies disarmed Yosemite Sam? It seems like I read that some time back.
MeTV.
MetV shows Popeye beating the sh!t out of Bluto for an hour. Then Tom and Jerry with a mouse and a cat beating the sh!t out of each other and then Bugs Bunny with everyone beating the sh!t out of each other on Saturday Mornings. Only thing it starts way too damn early!
Porky does not wear pants....
The usual leftist lies, drivel and outright bulls-it.
It is true that Fox is in big trouble though. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving set of weasels.
Thank you for that. Even if they burn every copy of Gone With The Wind, Talladega Nights belongs in the Smithsonian.
You have to cut around the meat!
Pigs in cartoons almost never do. Kinda strange if you ask me. Why did almost all cartoonists decide not to put pants on pigs, but to do so on almost every other animal?
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