This would be more clear if you used "Address" a couple more times.
After doing some checking and finding it was not a neighbor we opened the envelope.
You do "checking" before opening an envelope?
What are you so scared of?
Inside was a bank debit card along with information about an account that had been opened.
Kick ass! Go buy steaks and beer and gasoline!
We contacted the bank.
Why? What's wrong with you?
God smiles upon you and you spit in His face.
I hope you eat poorly and are sad.
it’s really gotta suck to be as miserable as you are...