81-person French orgy broken up for violating COVID-19 curfew

New York Post ^ | February 3, 2021 | Kenneth Garger

[Hieronymus]

Wow, in this day and age you literally cannot tell the the difference between the Babylon Bee and straight news coverage.

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Ummm, this doesn’t look to be straight news if the folks on the thread are correct.

[SuperLuminal]

"It’s France, so it’s 81 dudes."

Best comment so far...😵

[taterjay]

Are we up to 81 genders yet????

[circlecity]

I see what you did there. Touché

[dfwgator]

It’s France, so it’s 81 dudes.

Doing the "French Mistake"?

[Midwesterner53]

The orgy went on non stop for the two hours the cops were waiting in the parking lot?

[Samurai_Jack]

Like a midget at the urinal, he had to be on his toes!

[CheshireTheCat]

If you were a cop, would you really want to see that much about what was taking place?

—especially if you still had hours to go on your shift and you were being paid to wait out the worst parts?

[Joe Bfstplk]

81?
Who was the “odd man out”?

>><<

C’mon, man; daisy chain.

[12chachacha]

Wine breath and gingivitis and B.O. all up in here

[CheshireTheCat]

Don’t forget the cheese.

[semaj]

The smell must have been horrible.

[Starcitizen]

Pivot man

[MHGinTN]

Cocaine Mitch? Monkey gland serum? ... People like cocaine mitch get the pure adrenachrome from sacrificed children probably. Wonder what billy Clinton looks like about now?

[Beowulf9]

🤣

[Organic Panic]

Good thing they didn’t catch my 82 person orgy...

[BEJ]

The monkey gland serum is to provide virility so that Mitch doesn’t look like some pet house turtle. He gets it from his wife from China. There was the famous case that Sherlock Holmes crack about a professor who was injecting himself with the serum and then he would be swinging from the tress. Mitch isn’t swinging from trees yet... but maybe soon.

[BlueMondaySkipper]

“ Silly horndogs. Don’t they know that COVID rules mandate orgies of no more than 50?”

And they must be members of your immediate family...

[21twelve]

“old-fashioned”.

There is an elderly couple in our neighborhood, 80-somethings. Another elderly neighbor said that the couple had been “swingers” back in the day! REALLY weird now to watch them as they push their walkers up and down the block 3x a day!