[Sense]

In my experience, when someone does something stupid, they earn a new nickname.

I nominate you, henceforth, to be: “Vermont Lt Wt”.

[ransomnote]

I nominate you, henceforth, to be: “Vermont Lt Wt”.
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I see you've a gift for applying nicknames to members of the genus and species, Bombasticus quitteri.

It's already fixed in my mind because of its concise precision.