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Paris police are going through cafes checking everyone’s “papers” and issuing fines for not having a wuhan passport in their possession. Initial fines are 135 euros going up to 9,000 euros in the event of a repeat offense.

Mon passeport vaccinal a été perdu dans un petit incendie!

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Or in French-Canadian, “Sacrebleu, where is me vaccine passport ?”