If the driver slept with Feinswine, he deserves a chestful of Commie medals.
Agreed. The lengths some people will go to, to serve their country is astounding.
I think Fang Fang deserves medals for sleeping with Fartwell.
I was thinking, "The Order of Infinite Extreme Merit" in service of the Socialist Empire of China. Your bravery and devotion to nation exceeds all mortals known and to be known. What sacrifice for our nation have you done. Your leaders are humbled by your presence. You are a greater man than we.
Then on the other hand, "perhaps you just stayed drunk for twenty years, we would understand, comrade."