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To: USA Conservative

Dominion Easy Bake Voting Machines, get yours today for only $100 Million dollars!

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Is graft getting too expensive?
Does being threatened by We The People bring you down?

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9 posted on 12/02/2020 8:03:01 AM PST by Professional ( )
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To: Professional

“Dominion Easy Bake Voting Machines...”

Company slogan:

The results are “baked in”.


16 posted on 12/02/2020 8:18:15 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: Professional

“Dominion Easy Bake Voting Machines...”

Here in Ithaca, (the city of EVIL), we have a job service entity that advertises on radio all the time, advertising “Fresh Baked Jobs”.

That’s the first thing I thought of when I read your post.

Dominion could adapt their promotions, advertising “Fresh Baked VOTES”.


17 posted on 12/02/2020 8:25:03 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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To: Professional

“Dominion Easy Bake Voting Machines...”

Instead of a light bulb, we use thumb drives.


19 posted on 12/02/2020 8:26:46 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts )
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