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Company slogan:
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Here in Ithaca, (the city of EVIL), we have a job service entity that advertises on radio all the time, advertising “Fresh Baked Jobs”.
That’s the first thing I thought of when I read your post.
Dominion could adapt their promotions, advertising “Fresh Baked VOTES”.
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Instead of a light bulb, we use thumb drives.