Uranus may leak gas into space at least once a day

BGR.com ^ | November 16, 2020 | Mike Wehner

[outofsalt]

Uranus needs a mask!

[vespa300]

Yours might and mine might. But I don’t think Jennifer Aniston’s does,,,,,does it? .....she’s too hot. Say it ain’t so Joe!

[teeman8r]

we cannot be free of the stench of puns and toilet humor.

[Disambiguator]

Uranus us the only planet using a Greek-ish moniker (Ouranos is the original name).

If it had been named using Roman names like the rest of the planets it would be called Caelus.

But then we wouldn’t be able to make fart jokes about it.

[oldasrocks]

I eat lots of beans. I need the jet propulsion help to get around the house at my age.

[IronJack]

"Hey, Bob. How's work going on the Uranus team?"
"Oh, they just re-orged and I got assigned to the Sphincter Analysis project."
[snicker] "Bummer. Let's have lunch soon. Uh ... wash your hands, okay?"

[calenel]

It’s tragic that wry humor is beyond your ken.

[LastDayz]

That would become a deadly projectile in these here parts.