“Yeah, uh Pop, I got some bad news...you know that laptop? Well um, it’s mine. And there’s some stuff on it...”
“Pop, the computer had a porn video of me and pictures of me doing drugs.”
“Oh, that’s no big deal.”
“And it has some e-mails from our Russian friends, but don’t worry, it’s just about our business dealings.”
“Uh-oh!”
“And there are some other pictures, that might be a problem.”
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