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To: Signalman
If Slomo Joe does have an ear-piece, Trump’s team needs to locate the frequency and then jam it with hash and musical tones.

? Well, you are the Signalman!

In an alternate universe...

Signalman: Darn! There has to be a way to learn the frequency of Biden's earpiece!

Wait - wait! I think I have it! What the... I can hear what Biden's handlers are telling him! But I communicate with Biden as well?"

Signalman: Joe, put your finger in your nose.

Biden (speaks out loud): What? To pick it?

Signalman: Yes, Joe it's okay.

Biden: Okay! (Biden sticks finger in nose)

Handlers: Hey! Did you hear something? Why is Joe sticking his finger in his nose?

Trump (looks over at Biden and thinks "What the heck is he doing?)

(debate progresses, handlers are feeding answer to Biden as best they can with mixed success; he blurts out profanities several times as he gets confused by what the handlers are trying to tell him)

Signalman: Joe, I think it's time to go to the bathroom. You said you needed a bathroom break, correct?

Biden (speaks out loud): Here on stage?

Signalman: Yes, Joe. You wore your diaper, correct?

Biden (feels around waist; there are gasps from the crowdt): I didn't wear the diaper!

Trump (looks over, shocked)

Signalman: No Joe, you wore it. Its so comfortable, you can't feel it. Just go ahead and go to the bathroom

Biden: Okay!

(A spot appears on the front of Biden's pants while he gets this weirdly satisfying look)

Trump: (President looks over, his mouth hanging open as the spot on Biden's pants gets larger and larger

Signalman: My work is done here

And that is how Signalman helped President Truo in his own small way in the 2020 Presidential Election.

59 posted on 09/29/2020 3:58:37 PM PDT by Fury (.)
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To: Fury

Ugh - sorry for typos.


60 posted on 09/29/2020 4:05:44 PM PDT by Fury (.)
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