I go to Whole Foods. Don’t like the atmosphere but certain health issues I have require that or online shopping (I do both).
I freak them out there. I dress “deplorably”.
My bride sent me to a Whole Foods for some unusual veggie (she wrote it down for me). I happened to be wearing a MAGA T-shirt and my Trump 2020 hat. When I asked the man-bunned CSR where to find the veggie, I thought he was going to choke. His eyes got big and it sounded like he stopped breathing. He finally got ‘back wall cooler’ out of his mouth. I thanked him and quickly scuttled off in case he passed out.
Too funny ...