Being featured by a gay clickbaiter hyperbole queen is hardly something to crow about.
Jim Hoft crowing:
Cock-A-Dude-Or-Twoooo!
Fortunately you are a mere nobody in the backwoods. In the case of Kaiser Wilhelm II, he compensated for being born without a fully developed arm by constantly asserting what he thought was his manhood such as that ridiculous moustache of his and basically greenlighting Germany's road to war after Archduke Ferdinand (whom everybody disliked anyways) was assassinated in Sarajevo. A war that was easily AVOIDABLE but Wilhelm II had to compensate for his disfigurement.
In your case, your compensation is nothing more than shouting futilely into the wind.