[StAntKnee]

Now THAT is a headline.

And a great punchline.

[rktman]

The blowing has decreased since hVrris left the state. Or something. As far as the solar, pretty sure all the smoke in the air is cutting it back a bit. They have enough smoke that they’re exporting a lot to northern NevaDUH.

[Steely Tom]

“We won’t know anything until the investigative process runs its course, and until then I won’t be having any further comment on this matter.”

[Veggie Todd]

[PIF]

Must be the Bee

[wally_bert]

Ripped from the Babylon Bee.

[Equine1952]

From Grayout Davis to Blackout Newsome. The amount of stupid in the CA government is beautiful. What’s for dinner? Cold wieners and hot beer! Mmmmm mmmmm. Bwaaahaaaaa!

[PGalt]

Navin Gruesom. Always an excuse...plausibe deniabilty for dummies 2.0. At least boss didn’t blame it on the bossa nova.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ensPF42ymhk

WHITE PIVILEGED...MOBS IN DISCOMFORT. JUST SAYIN’

[HangnJudge]

I vote pandering idiot

[PGalt]

“Everything about socialism is sham and affectation.” 13:11; Ch 13 EVIL; Economic Harmonies; Frederic Bastiat (1801-1850)

[nuke_road_warrior]

Aannnd it’s Trumps fault.

[PGalt]

Cracka DON’T CARE. Zero Discomfort for Cracka BUMP!

[Scrambler Bob]

Well, there is a dearth of birds.

If there were more birds, the wind turbines would be more efficient.

Dead birds means more wind power.

If you want science: birds eat food which is a resource. Birds fly around, messing up the air currents for the turbines. Their smeared remains degrade the airflow on the turbine blades.

Birds popularize themselves on calendars, appealing to the masses, which damages the PR of the turbines.

You see, I have totally absorbed real science.

[Night Hides Not]

Here's Gavin, reaching out to his constituents sweltering without a/c:

"You effed up, you trusted us!"

[fortheDeclaration]

This is like Atlas Shrugged.

[Renkluaf]

When you retire 9Gw of baseload power and attempt to replace it with Green $h:+, you get blackouts. Not a difficult concept for anyone with more than two brain cells.

[Cobra64]

Every day, Newsom proves that he is dumber than your average governor. This jackass has ZERO common sense.

[metmom]

Is this satire or not?

I checked the source and it’s not The Babylon Bee.

[CIB-173RDABN]

Can’t blame Governor Newsom for not having enough fire fighting equipment to deal with the fires. After all, they only happen every summer. I mean it not something you can plan for. /s

Hey Gov, how many billions of dollars did you pocket for the train to nowhere?

[Steven Tyler]

Surprise, the climate models are broken.