“Trump killed grammar!!!”
This campaign is going to be scorched Earth.
For those who haven’t seen it, I have proposed the ultimate scorched Earth ad for the Trump campaign for October. Here we go:
The scene is total darkness and total silence.
A voice (that sounds like Joe Biden) says:
“Dear, I think I forgot to close the garage door opener.”
Suddenly you can see there is a red flashing light in the middle of the room.
“Joe Biden” presses the red button.
All the room lights come on, sirens start blaring loudly.
Secret Service agents in suits and military folks in uniform storm into the room in a panic.
“Uh, sir, you just started a nuclear war.”
Ad ends with calm voice-over: “Joe Biden—a risk we cannot afford to take.”