Conservatives = Free Markets
Free Markets = Capitalism
Capitalism = Crony Capitalism
Crony Capitalism = Fascism
Therefore conservatives = fascists...conservatives = Adolph Hitler
Yes, it is something like that: “We will believe what we want to be true, because out faith only exists in the college professors who told us socialism is “Good” and Moral” and “Capitalism is Evil Incarnate and Christianity its Ultimate Expression of Evil.”
It comes together when you insert "communists" properly in the old "The enemy of my enemy is my friend".
"I will support any enemy of conservative Christian capitalism, because any enemy of conservative Christian capitalism supports my goals." Thus, the homosexuals and witches and "peace-loving" hippies in the liberal social-communist party can (and will!) support any Muslim country who burns women to death, kills homosexuals, and assaults its neighbors, because those Muslim clerics hate capitalism and America.