Read what?
The bible?
The almanac?
The book 1984?
The Constitution?
IAC... Congratulations for coming out of the closet...
Soon you'll be getting a visit from the FR Investigative Unit to make sure you are a real American...
Not a big deal... But make sure you have at hand copies of the following documentation:
- IRS filings going back to age 18;
- Social Security documents;
- Drivers license records from age 18;
- Names and addresses of all your friends and acquaintances;
- Voting records going back to age 18;
- Accurate count on all your guns & ammo;
- Finger prints and blood samples from all living relatives; and,
- A 2-dollar filing fee...