It's Just a Mask

July 19, 2020 | lyby

[lyby]

Several days ago, I happened across a video of a group of women in a store who took off their panties to wear as masks (link in comments).

I thought, "In light of the most recent issuance by Alabama Governor Ivey (link in comments), I will wear two pairs of underwear during my next public outing."

[lyby]

This evening as I dressed to go shopping, I donned an extra pair of underwear.

As anticipated, when I entered the doors of Target, the store associate, now a door monitor, quickly asked, “Ma’am, do you need a mask?”

I stopped, hiked up ever so slightly the hem of my dress, and removed my bright pink, lacy, bikini undies.

(No pictures available unless there is footage from the security camera.)

I then meticulously situated the makeshift mask over my nose and mouth, replying, “No thank you. I am covered.”

Once I completed shopping, made my purchase and exited the store, I removed the farcical facemask, daintily put my panties back on, and proceeded to the car.

Nobody even noticed.

[lyby]

video of women that made me do it:

https://www.facebook.com/carnell.a.smith/videos/10223045820594144/

[lyby]

Gov. Ivey issues statewide mask order:

https://www.al.com/news/2020/07/gov-ivey-covid-update-today-press-conference-planned-for-11-am-watch-live.html

[lyby]

IT’S JUST A MASK.

NO.

IT’S A SUBMISSION MUZZLE.

WE ARE BEING CONDITIONED
FOR A “NEW NORMAL”

[Vendome]

Hawt...

[Ex gun maker.]

Face Diaper, decreed by tyrants who are full of “Shaving Cream”.

[SanchoP]

Congratulations!!! Do you realize the women that couldn’t pull that off? Kim Kardashian would be one.

[Pollster1]

Do you realize the women that couldn’t pull that off?

Most democrat women are equipped to mask half a city at once.

[familyop]

If it fits, wear it.

[ssfromla]

Mask now but your burqa is right around the corner.

That's what's coming for women in this country so it won't offend the Muslim minority.

[USS Alaska]

Once I completed shopping, made my purchase and exited the store, I removed the farcical facemask, daintily put my panties back on, and proceeded to the car.

"daintily".

I have a mental block with that scene and dainty.

If she used the leg holes for the ears, there is going to be a strong scent of "taint" not daint coming from that face covering.

I'm against face masks for two reasons;

1) They don't work, the virus, like your CO2 goes right through the mask.

2) They are a symbol of giving up another right to a whim, not a law.

[backwoods-engineer]

Don’t it make you mad. And the churches in my Alabama neck of the woods WON’T use the exception clause— it’s clear a mandate is what they wanted all along. They will be judged for supporting the Devil’s work.

[cyclotic]

The other day I held a mesh backed truckers hat over my mouth.

[Daniel Ramsey]

My local Walmart will have forced muzzle laws coming up, so I went and hoarded up all I would need for about 9 months yesterday and said goodbye to them.

[NorthWoody]

Both of us went there and stocked up also.

Anything I need between now and when some sanity returns to American life will be acquired at a couple mom n pop grocery stores.

Judging by the way people are behaving these days, I think sanity in American life may be a thing of the past.

[who knows what evil?]

Masks keep people from talking to each other.

[moovova]

Ok. I think I’m in love.

[who knows what evil?]

They will be judged for supporting the Devil’s work.

Amen!

[Mashood]

Tomorrow, don your masks and cough everywhere.

[who knows what evil?]

Pastors SHOULD be speaking out against mask mandates today...but they won’t. I miss colonial-era preachers.