Time to get the NY mafia involved. All of them. That means Irish, Russian, Chinese, Italians. Offer to let some of their gang out of jail to make this shit go away.
We’ll take the ruskies, the chicoms, the I-talians, but not the damn Irish. (Loosely paraphrased from Blazing Saddles) back in the day when we could joke.
dp0622 knows a guy.
There is probably a Nigerian mafia or equivalent too.
The country seems jam packed with schemers, frauds and benders of rules. I don’t know why it seems such a large part of their culture.