[Steve_Seattle]

"I don’t miss the way my palms get sweaty as a cashier requests to see multiple forms of ID."

Sounds like BS. ID is not required for most purchases, usually only for cigarettes and alcohol. All they ever ask for is a driver's license. I'm decades away from being 21, and I still get asked for ID for these kinds of purchases.

[Boogieman]

Sounds more like what would happen if you tried to purchase something with a personal check, which nobody in the Western hemisphere does anymore, except, apparently, this jabroni.