Hey, what’s the matter, man?
We’re gonna come around at twelve
With some Puerto Rican girls that’s just dyin’ to meet you...
I’m more of a Zeppelin guy but I like songs such as Miss You. A little funk never hurt nobody. And as rode hard a Richards is, I’ve always been impressed with what comes out of his guitar. Satisfaction comes to mind...
Garrett Morris: [dignified, dripping withsnooty condescension] Now, Id like to speak about thesubject of a certain Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones.
And Im going to talk about the song he sang a song in which he sings these very words: Black girls just want to have sex all night long.
Now, Mr. Jagger, there is only one question I want to ask you Jaggs.
And you better have the answer, man, you better have the answer, since you have besmirched the character of black women.
Therefore, here is my question, Jaggs.
[pause, takesoff eyeglasses, suddenly drops the pose, pleading] Where are all of these black broads, man?
[huge cheers and applause] Hey, like, where ARE they, baby? You got any phone numbers for me, baby?
Please send em to me. [puts glasses back on,dignified again] Thank you.
[enthusiastic applause]