A muzzle might be more effective and helpful in keeping your gaffes in check.
Oh, boy, are you ever correct on that one. With the added bonus of a presidential candidate who looks fearful. Sorry, folks who do wear masks. I know you are just taking precautions. But Philistine that I am, I’ve been laughing at masks like that for decades. If you really want to be safe, you’d be wearing the NBC masks issued by the Army, gas masks with goggles and all. In training we had to wear those things for hours at a time, including sleeping with them on. Hated it.