To: Duke C.
Screw that. The Sunday edition of the Mercury News is cheaper. ;)
2 posted on
03/31/2020 10:12:24 AM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
[Screw that. The Sunday edition of the Mercury News is cheaper. ;)]
On the plus side, the sandpaper-like texture of newsprint will abrade the top layer of your face right off, leaving behind a layer of epidermis as soft as a baby’s bottom. As a bonus, the ink from the newsprint will give your face a nice even tan of sorts. A bit like Al Jolson in blackface.
7 posted on
03/31/2020 10:16:47 AM PDT by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Dreams of my father is even cheaper. ....
18 posted on
03/31/2020 10:21:29 AM PDT by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
They’re using Maple tree leaves in Canada.
31 posted on
03/31/2020 11:05:33 AM PDT by
sanjuanbob
(Yes, I CAN take a joke /s)
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson