Cool.
I will sign a letter as “Generalissimo of Cougar Attacking Man Flesh...”
“National Incident Commander of Fresenius Medical Services.”
You actually might be on to something there. Given the sophistication of today’s software, you can print up any kind of official-looking document you’d like.
If Barack Obama were smart, he’d start a consulting service about this. After all, he’s an acknowledged expert on - shall we say - producing believable documents.