"I was in self-isolation at the hotel, sipping a diet Pepsi, when this nude dude in chaps barges in and asks me if I wanted a ride."
Posted on 03/19/2020 8:43:10 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
PING!
Any signs of a SNL skit, yet?
Great American Comedy Again BUMP!
File under “G”
This guy was almost my governor. Shesh...talk about dodgin’ a bullet.
He was found crouched over a rock, with a dead fish in his mouth, wretching, “Gillum... gillum... tricksy hobbitses! They feed me poison!”
"I was in self-isolation at the hotel, sipping a diet Pepsi, when this nude dude in chaps barges in and asks me if I wanted a ride."
“... Shesh...talk about dodgin’ a bullet....”
A “bullet” ain’t what you guys dodged, from THAT ... guy...
Oh those crazy, whacky Dems.
He lost by less than 5% if l remember correctly. They almost stole this one along with the grand theft which took place in 18.
Did they ever decide who was pitching and who was catching.
They finally forced Broward County to stop counting the ballots they supposedly "discovered" loooong after the polls closed. If they kept on counting then Gillum would probably have "won." Nelson too.
Did that white guy in the room have a MAGA hat? Maybe Gillum was out for a Subway and was attacked by this racist white guy. MAGA guy could have put a noose around his neck and dragged him to the room. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
No chance of that happening soon;
‘Saturday Night Live’ has suspended production because of the coronavirus
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3825501/posts
Its just so strange they somehow don’t find this funny.
Kind of like how there is only one President I ever remember them not mocking.....because he “wasn’t funny” according to them. mmmmm hmmmmm.....
I had to cut it off.
I remember the left wing media lynch mob that destroyed Larry Craig when his secret life was exposed. Now their silence over this business is so hypocritical that it makes me physically ill.
In 2018 democrats took EVERY RACE that was polled as 'too close to call'... That's voter fraud on a level we haven't seen since the Chicago 'for Kennedy' days.
Trump needs to have the FBI seed election rolls with fake names to see if the criminals in the democrat party 'vote' the nonexistent people. (or to get the crooks in the press on board - to stop 'the Russians' from voting...)
Then move in and arrest them everyone involved in voter fraud.
That ship sailed. They did nothing and 18 was trial run.
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